*gigglez*

Purpose

The path to my heart is like swiss cheese

Very few avoid the potholes,

Falling like Alice through the looking glass.

OUCH!

Of the ones that reach the door,

Most ring the doorbell,

Setting off the trap door beneath the welcome mat.

SUCKA!

Hahaha hahaha hahaha.

Does ya ass hurt?

Oh...your feelings too?

TOO BAD, SO SAD!

Knock knock knock

For the unobservant few,

Awww...splinters baby?

*EYEROLL*

Let mama kiss it.

Feel better now, sweetie?

Good! Now change your diaper!

STANK ASS!

Him. He was smart.

He used the key.

Then he slammed the damn door!

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

Told me I better like it.

And I said,

"Yes, Daddy."
DOH!

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