Something Fun

Krispy Kreme Krime

As I heard the key in the door I noticed

You came home an hour late tonight,

Carrying your briefcase in front of you,

Hiding your crotch from my sight.

“Whatcha got there Joe,”

 I inquired.

“Nothing honey bear,

Just drained and ready to retire.”

I said as I reached for his hand,

“Well, let me take your briefcase there,”

What it is that I saw,

Well THAT made me stare!

“Really Joe?

Did you think I wouldn’t see that?

 Go ahead and leave;

Don’t forget your hat!”

He tried to stutter and lie to me.

 “But baby I swear it’s not what you think,”

I gave him a glare

That made his balls shrink.

“I figured you were out working hard

Since you come home to me an hour late.

Hell, I even thought about you

And took the time to save you a plate!

“Not only did you

Not think to call,

But you come home with stains on your slacks.

Then expect me not to notice at all!”

“Baby, I swear,

 I just made a run for some sweets.

It took me a while

Then I found Krispy Kreme treats!

“I was speeding on the highway

Trying to get back in time,

Then of course I dropped one in my lap.

Eating and driving isn’t a Krime!”

“Well, tonight it is babe,”

I said with a snarl.

“And since we are sharing sweet nothings,

My doughnut’s name is Karl!”

“My doughnuts are actually from

Krispy Kreme!

I stop for some wonderful glaze

And now you say you’re cheating on me?”

“We have a damn bakery

Right on our block!”

While I was ranting I didn’t notice

Joe had already loaded his glock.

Joe began to scream,

“Call the cops!

Tell them I’m ‘bout to kill you

Before your heart stops!”

I stood in disbelief

At the nerve of this man.

He comes home with stains on his pants

And is standing with a gun in HIS hand?

The neighbors must have heard

Some of the commotion.

I saw the red and blue lights

Then I heard the explosion.

After Joe was booked

For a number of crimes,

The police collected his clothes,

Something I’d seen on TV several times.

I took them straight

To the DNA lab.

There was plenty to test,

Not just a dab.

I got my results in about 2 days,

He was cheating

With a chick named

Chocolate with glaze!

Copyright ©2010 Natasha Guy

Copyright © 2010 Natasha Guy